Type A, and Then Some…

Published on September 18, 2016 by beatingcowdensLeave a comment

Calm down. Relax. It’ll get done. Take a breath. Why do you get so worked up?

These words could be spoken in several alternate languages for all the good they do for me. They make no sense. I mean, on a cognitive level I understand the words. And even the context. But, they hold little practical application for my life.

I am Type A. Yep. For it’s highs and lows, positives and negatives, I am a Type A personality. Although like everything in life, the transition between Type A and Type B is a spectrum, I’m still honest with myself.

16 Signs You’re a Little Type A

Go with the flow.

I have a dear friend who has promised to make a t-shirt that says,”I am Flo,” to guide me. She has 4 boys. (She used to be full on Type A. Now she shoves that in a drawer for most of the year, but the chaos sometimes still makes her cringe.)

I am high-strung. I am focused. I am task oriented. I am all about getting it done and getting it done well. I get pissed when other people fall behind on their jobs. I want order, structure, and routine. I make lists on top of my lists, while putting alerts in my phone to avoid missing anything. I have a hard time forgiving myself when I do.

I am a work in progress.

But to some extent, regardless of your personality type, I guess that’s true of all of us.

September is chaos. True, unequivocable chaos. Here, in this house. Here, in my mind. September is the toughest month of the year.

And apparently I’m not alone, because this article really cracked me up. September Is The Worst

If I could jump from August to October, it would be smoother. And I’m not a big fan of wishing my life away. But, transitions are especially tough on the Type A among us.

And, when you’re a teacher – well. That’s just a whole other story. But, for the sake of brevity simply organizing class lists for 25 classes and 500+ students while they are going through new admits, discharges, and interclass transfers is a feat not to be taken lightly. With the knowledge that 9/11 took place just a few days into the school year, I am always filled with a super sense of urgency to try to know who I have, and what their needs are as quickly as I can. Figuring out who has allergies, and who has an IEP is another struggle. Establishing rituals and routines for the classroom of a Type A teacher in one period a week is a bit taxing. Not as tough for the bigger kids, but those tiny kindergarten faces are still in shock. There’s no way they even remember my name, let alone where they should sit in my room. Substitute plans must be prepared, because emergencies don’t have the courtesy of always waiting till October. Copies of the schedule, printed, Emailed, and hung everywhere. Supplies, traffic patterns, expectations, all need establishing and reminding. That’s after the room is set up, and the bulletin boards are complete, and evening back to school night is squeezed into the agenda.

The agenda that is busting at the seams. Because, I know all you moms of multiple children may laugh at me, and whisper about how easy I have it, but that’s ok. Setting up the school and after school schedule for the child(ren) is a full-time job on its own. August looks so nice. The calendar lulls you into a false sense of security, as one by one the activities start-up again. And then all of a sudden you are trying to figure out when you will shower, or fill up the car with gas, or eat, or grocery shop. Never mind hair cuts! There’s the one time deals, like back to school night, and “returning parents swim meeting,” Every minute of every day seems to hold something. I know I have only one kid, but that doesn’t mean she can take herself to swim practice. Or pick herself up. Or that most of the time I can even leave her there, as lingering fears about her health are always present. And on the days she stays late at school for Drama, that’s a little easier, except when it crashes into a meeting at school. And there’s morning study, set up for the intense schedule for the 8th graders, as well as Friday night Youth Group for stress release. I think there’s a few minutes on Wednesday between 3 and 4 for sunshine. Oh, wait… groceries…

And to the left of me sits the Open House Schedule for High School. Still shaking my head as to how THAT happened, I am trying to figure out their days of the week. Because, I think we can make the Staten Island Borough Fair AFTER the swim meet that morning in October. There is the TACHS test, and the Specialized High School Test. Although I’m not really sure when there would be time to prepare. Unless, maybe there’s and app for that?

I haven’t even mentioned our health. Isn’t that just funny? It hasn’t rested one bit. And the most ironic thing, is people don’t realize you shouldn’t mess with a chronically ill Type A. Chances are good they like to excel at EVERYTHING. And in my case, I am willing to throw it at them. Hard.

Some time towards the end of August I had surgery to replace my implants. Far earlier than the 10-15 year life expectancy they had been given, one had moved, and it was time. That night as I lay recovering I picked up an Email from Meghan’s endocrinologist that we should raise her thyroid meds. Her levels were off again. Now raising the meds in and of itself every once in a while is not a huge deal I guess, but Meghan struggles with synthetic ANYTHING, and the fact that we were now 2.5 years post op from her thyroidectomy and she has had more dose changes than I have had in over 20 years can be unsettling. More unsettling was when I read to the bottom of the letter that he would be on vacation for over 2 weeks. So, here I was left to make a dose adjustment without clearing my list of “Type A mother of a chronically ill kid” questions, which, in case you wondered, are far more intense than the typical questions I ask. I scraped together the new dose from the closet, because I think we have Synthroid in EVERY dose known to man, and started her on it the next morning. My local pharmacy informed me that the insurance wouldn’t cover the new script even though it was a dose adjustment and we would have to mail order it. But mail order takes 2 weeks. And there was no telling whether she’d be on the dose for more than 6 weeks. But, whatever. I set my sights on getting a copy of the lab report to learn the magic thyroid numbers.

And then the real battle ensued. I tried to get it from one doctor. They couldn’t release it because they weren’t the “ordering” doctor, even though she had added labs to the order. I called the office of the endocrinologist. Twice that Monday. And again on Tuesday. I got a call back late Tuesday while I was on the phone complaining that I couldn’t see her labs through the “MyChart” system set up at the facility. The ‘ office said they’d send them. The MyChart people said they’d look into it. I waited.

Exactly a week. There were no labs in my mailbox. I called the endocrinology office again. I got someone who promised to send them and did. I called the MyChart people again. No answers, except that some one told me it was hospital policy not to allow parents access to records of their children ages 12-17.

REALLY???????????????????

Listen, while I may not like it, or even agree with it, I can almost understand that there are SOME situations where teens have the right to keep their records. But, this, this is THYROID blood work. She doesn’t want it. TRUST ME. She just wants me to give her what she needs to feel well. That’s it.

I processed all I could about this at the same time that I got ANOTHER bill from this hospital. The date of service looked familiar. I keep copious records. (Type A… :-)) And I was able to see that a bill for the DOCTOR, the PHYSICIAN Group, and the HOSPITAL FACILITY all billed, and were ALL paid to the tune of over $1000 for a 15 minute visit. And NOW, they were asking me for 2 additional Co-Pays. Notwithstanding the fact that we have 2 insurances, so our secondary picks up the co-pay at many of our visits. I called the primary carrier. They reversed the charges, but told me the billing practice was not illegal. Ok, then its immoral. And it preys on people who are sick, or who have sick kids. The insurance company also told me it was ON ME to call them when this happens. ONLY when I call them will they reverse the charges because as per my plan I am to pay one co-pay per visit.

Good, cause I needed something else to do.

By the first Friday in September I had had it. I found the CEO and Head of Patient Relations. I fired off a 14 page Email, 7 page letter, and 7 attachments about everything wrong at their facility.

I have since received 4 copies of the blood work by mail, and 2 phone calls asking it I needed it. One mail even came second day express. Of course it was addressed to my minor child, whose signature means nothing, and who is not legal to vote, or to drive, but who apparently in some alternate universe should be making health care decisions.

I received a letter from Patient Relations that they were reviewing my concerns. I’m not holding my breath.

That same Friday I tripped and fell and did some number on the pinkie toe of my right foot. A clear fracture, although there is some debate as to whether it is displaced, and it will warrant another opinion. The 3 hours I spent visiting the last podiatrist was a waste of my time. So, I am in a post op shoe for some infinite amount of time going forward. Because there is little chance in heck the right foot is getting into a sneaker any time soon. Good thing it’s the perfect month to “take it easy on the foot.” (Insert sarcastic grin here.)

Last Saturday the vocal therapist told me that I have one irregular shaped nodule on my left vocal fold. It still gets to be called “benign appearing.” I was also told I have “significant vocal fold atrophy secondary to premature aging.” Well, that sucks. Because I thought atrophy took place when you didn’t use something. And oh, I use my voice. And the premature aging, well, that’s likely thanks to the 2012 hysterectomy that was a necessary preventative move. It all comes back to Cowden’s somehow.

Over the weekend I noticed that the knots from the implant exchange were getting irritated. This doctor like all the others had been warned, I don’t dissolve stitches. But, as wonderful as he was, he also needed to be shown. I clipped one of the knots myself and there was immediate relief. Then I second guessed myself. By Monday the site I hadn’t touched was red and warm, while the other was healed. I took a photo and sent it to the PA. Come in tomorrow she said. So Tuesday afternoon, my surgical shoe and I trekked into Manhattan. She pulled the stitches, read a low-grade fever, and marked the redness. She scripted me with 5 days of antibiotics but told me to wait 12 hours. Wednesday morning I sent her a photo. “Looks better, right?” I said. “Start the antibiotics,” was the reply. So, I did.

Friday, Meghan made it to morning swim practice. 5:15-6:30AM. I dropped her off, and headed home to shower. I met her with breakfast. We stopped off to drop her bag, and were at her school by 7:22. I picked her up at 2:20 and she made afternoon practice. I was tired. She made it to youth group too. I was in bed by 10.

Friday I spoke to the endocrinologist – finally. I really do like him, but I think we’ve established now that I can’t wait 4 weeks for communication. I don’t think it will happen again. We talked it through. Wednesday the 28th we’ll head to the hospital lab to repeat. We are going there because then there is no chance for anyone to blame a variation on a different lab. But, that’s ok cause there is that free hour on Wednesday… He will call me on the 30th with the results. I believe him.

I also believe that when I take his call on the 30th I will have a tall glass of wine celebrating the END of September.

This morning Meghan woke up with a sore throat. She had to skip practice. That’s always a tough call for her, but the right one. She’s beating Cowdens like a champ, but part of winning is knowing when to slow it down.

Slow it down.

Hmmm.

I am so wrapped up in the have-tos, and the just getting by, that so much life is just on hold. We have to gather enough spoons to save for something fun. Anything. But there are no spares. Especially not in September. (If that last paragraph confuses you – you can Google The Spoon Theory)

Sometimes, when I have a minute, I think about calling some of the friends I miss a lot. But, I don’t. They have crazy wild lives of their own. My fears and anxieties and worries exist, and so do theirs. But for some reason right now, they largely exist separately. I miss them. And I am forever grateful for Social Media and the few minutes I can take, at swim practice or the doctor to catch up, at least on the surface.

I am super-blessed with a husband who not only tolerates my Type A, but works with me. He cleans, and cooks, and remembers to make me laugh. A lot. Often at myself.

I am three years deep into nutritional cleansing that I have no doubt is keeping me fueled for this crazy life. One day soon I intend to find a way to shout from the rooftops and share this secret arsenal of nutritious fuel with the world. Because without it, I’m not sure exactly where this Type A, broken toe, infected boob, woman, who needs a tour guide microphone to teach her classes would be hiding.

Instead of hiding, we remain,

#beatingcowdens

forever!

It’s following me….

Published on September 27, 2014 by beatingcowdens4 Comments

Much like the Cowden’s Syndrome that will never go away, that will follow us for all our days, the pile stalks me. I swear it mocks me. Sometimes when I am not looking, and other times right in front of me.

In the pile are, well all the things you’d expect in a pile; bills that need paying, junk mail that needs sorting, statements that need shredding, or filing, problems that need phone calls, etc. etc.

The pile used to be in the basement. But it was dingy down there so my husband bought me a laptop and the pile followed me upstairs.

Since it had no proper home on this floor, it could often be found on the dining room table, or on the counter, or any number of other places.

My office has been finished. A bonus to me after Meghan’s big move upstairs. I have a big girl desk, and places to put all the things I need to manage our house, our doctors appointments, bills, authorizations, and complaints, and my quest to help others find the path we’ve begun walking towards better health and financial freedom.

Slowly I am beginning to decorate. The curtains and blinds have arrived. The printers are hooked up. The electrician I love neatly hid the wires.

The photo albums from years and years of my continued obsession with printing photos even in this digital age, line the wall.

The closet stores years of teaching materials, too outdated to have in my classroom, but current enough that I need to keep them – just in case.

Leaning on the wall to my right is a photo I took from my Dad’s apartment, just sitting there waiting for me to decide what to do with it, and as I type I sit in his chair.

And, just to my left, as I work diligently to ignore it, sits the pile. It found its way right into the new blue room with the gray curtains and white furniture.

I don’t like piles.

Partly because they are messy and out-of-order, and as I have said before, far too much of life is messy and out-of-order for me to have piles on top of it all.

Partly, they worry me, as there has been known to be a bill sitting in one of those piles, or a newspaper with a message that needed reading, or this week’s surprise, notification of a car recall.

Despite how many hours I spend working on making it go away, I am at points close to losing hope.

There are times I feel pulled, and stretched in so many directions, that I am quite sure NONE of them is getting the best me. Especially if they’ve sent notification of anything via mail – because it may just end up on the pile… and then – who knows?

If you’ve been reading for any stretch of time, hopefully by now you know I am not hopelessly out of touch with reality.

I get that there are many demands on all of our lives that sometimes stand in the way of a neat and orderly home. I really do get it. And I am trying to find a place where I can live happily somewhere in between.

I am a happily married Mom of one, who, for the purposes of all after school activities, and weekly medical appointments, is single. My husband works much farther from home than I do, and his day ends later. End of story. The afternoons are all mine. And they work out just fine. And unlike many couples, we share what we can, and he being a far better cook, prepares something for us to eat. Quickly. Before I head out to whatever has the night tied up. Whether it’s a doctor’s appointment, or spending some quality time with a relative who isn’t well, or attending a meeting, at my school, or hers – more often than not there seems to be something on the schedule every blessed minute.

Which leaves precious little time for friends, and phone calls, and random get-togethers, and fun. And well, it explains why the pile – although tame at times, never seems to go away.

Yesterday I listened to a 2 hour webinar for a grant I got for work. But I didn’t have work. Since it had to be after school anyway I scheduled it then to be sure I’d fit it in. Then I printed letters, and log-in cards for the computer program for the 32 kids across three classes that will be doing it. And while I am excited to see their progress, I was not excited to be doing that. Nope. Not one bit.

And there was the grocery shopping, and the dusting, and the generalized dog fur removal.

And the list and the questions started going like mad in my head,

The dermatologist – why can’t I get that woman on the phone for the appointment for the three of us?
I better confirm the date for our Rare Disease Day brunch in February before we lose it.
How can I figure out how to set up online payment for that? I really have to check.
Make the appointment about the car recall ( on a Saturday so I can sit for hours since we only have one car.)
And the car needs an oil change and inspection.
What about that car insurance lady who never called me back – got to get on her
And the pictures from vacation – almost 2 months ago…
The outside of the house needs a day all onto itself
And the dogs need baths, badly
What is the real reason Meghan’s foot X-ray looked like that?
Why is one of her feet over 1/2 inch off in size from the other?
What’s with the new knee pain?
When do we have to bring the swollen knee to the attention of the AVM surgeon who said, “as long as she’s not symptomatic?” Can she last swim season?
Can she handle this schedule? I mean without getting sick? Cause she’s close, and there’s a lot going on, but I don’t want to say no to all this good stuff….
And when, WHEN, WHEN….will I finally visit with some friends?
STOP………

My husband sat down with me on the other chair in the office. The panic was beginning to escalate.

Take a breath. You need a break.

A BREAK? HOW CAN I TAKE A BREAK? DO YOU KNOW THERE IS LAUNDRY, AND MEDICINE, AND DUSTING, AND BILL PAYING, AND…..HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PILE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Sometimes I find the notion of NOT getting things done maddening. But, if we are very fortunate, we have a spouse, or a soul mate who balances us perfectly.

He knows I need to step away. He knows I need to visit some long-lost friends. He also knows I need to spend lots of time with people who aren’t quite well. And, he knows I need to spend time with MY family.

So today, we went pumpkin and apple picking.

A nice farm, about 45 minutes from home. Just our speed. The pumpkins were kind of “placed” off their vines, but nice all the same. The apples were fantastic, and the walking was almost reasonable. For about 20 minutes.

The the pain started to show in the eyes of that beautiful girl who just wants so badly to do what everyone else is doing. Walking. Repetitive motion. Fractured foot, bone chip, or something way deeper? At that point all that mattered was saving the day. And there was Daddy. And his cape. As he bent over and swooped his almost 5 foot 4, 11-year-old onto his 6 foot shoulders. And they walked like that for an eternity. Picking apples. Chatting. Laughing.

And she got down long enough for us to take a few pictures.

Then, as we walked to the car the knee buckled and that was it. Back up on the shoulders again.

And even in pain as we got into the car after less than two hours, the proclamation that it was ,”FUN!” Took some of the tension out of my shoulders.

So we stashed our big girl in the cart in Ikea, even as she told us we were breaking the rules. And we looked at bedroom furniture for the grown ups, and headed back to drop some apples with the great grandparents.

I had a special place in mind for the 4th mum in a set I had bought at Costco, so after taking care of that, and another special visit, we even watched a TV show together.

And you know the best part of it?

The pile is still in exactly the same spot. While it didn’t magically disappear, it also didn’t live up to my fears of having it take over the room. I have to get in front of it to shift my focus to the things I enjoy, and I will get there…

Meghan had a nosebleed tonight. A wicked one from the days of old. And the knee never did bounce back. She’s in our room. Asleep with Felix. There will be a spot for me once I have cleared my head.

My heart, as a mom, and especially as the mom of a chronically ill child, will never be a place of peace. But with work, even with the obstacles, Cowden’s will constantly toss – we can be happy, productive citizens. This Syndrome does NOT own us. It takes one hell of a wicked set of stamina to stay in front of it, physically, mentally, emotionally, and in a practical sense too, but we’ve got this.

Thursday maybe the ENT will look down at that damaged esophagus and offer up some good news.

Until then, it is our hope that whatever your struggles, and we know you all have many in your hearts, minds, bodies, and spirits, that you are able to find comfort in those you love, and that even if only for a few hours, the “pile” seems a little less insurmountable.