Month: June 2024

Narcan?!?!?!

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We got home from the hospital late Friday of last week. After 5 days and 4 nights-her longest hospital stay since she was a toddler, we trekked from Long Island to Staten Island, a 35-mile journey that even at a carefully selected 8PM still took us 90 minutes.

I’m certain we were navigated through every single pothole on the traffic-filled trip. I dodged every self-absorbed speeding lunatic while doing my best to keep from jostling the car too much. I teetered between fervent prayer and fierce anger that I took out in a few temper tantrums at my steering wheel. My knuckles were white (and a little bruised) when we finally arrived home.

While we got her washed off, and I took the most necessary shower of my life, I let a few things sink in.

The week began to replay in my mind and I started to grasp the gravity of what we were in the middle of.

Somewhere between The Waiting Place and Agony I left out that incident in the recovery room. The one after she woke up screaming, they gave her some IV pain medication and something happened. Her monitors are never comforting, as something is always beeping, but I instinctively got Ella out of the way as I watched her oxygen saturation start to dive and hit the 70s. Four of the most authoritative badass women I’ve ever seen moved in a way that assured me they had done this before. They had the oxygen out and there was water and something about making it moist. To be honest I don’t care enough to even look it up. All I know is within seconds of them arriving things went back in the right direction. She slept for another few hours in an oxygen mask and I stared at that monitor like it was my job. That entire incident could not have been more than 30 seconds – but I can tell you everything about that tiny area in the post-op unit. I can feel myself standing there… watching… terrified.

It wasn’t the first scary thing that happened.

The amount of narcotics it took to keep the pain at bay was flat-out disturbing. That, combined with a baseline of POTS which keeps her blood pressure often low and her heart rate often high, caused chaos every single time someone came in to take her vitals. My notes have her 6/5 early AM pressures at 68/37, 74/41… her high that day came in at 91/57. This meant that every single time someone came in, the patient care aide would take the pressure twice. Then they would look very concerned. And when her pulse ox showed at a very unimpressive 94-96 they would get the nurse. The nurse would then take her pressure and page the doctor/ and or the pain management team. Ultimately they would wake her, shake their heads, and repeat the same cycle. Every 4 hours. For days.

There is no solid reason yet as to why her pressures were so low. Like so many other things in Meghan’s life, eventually, people just shrug their shoulders.

That hospital room, with the hum of machines alternating with wails of pain, it was a lot. And I was happy to wash some of it off in that shower.

It is good I can recover quickly after a shower because I am glad I was awake when I set up to review the 7 medications we left the hospital with. It was at that moment I processed why the nurse had asked me if I knew how to use Narcan. I had answered her so matter of factly, she must’ve thought I knew more than what I had seen on a random television show, and she was comfortable when I said “one spray up each nostril.” I guess I was in a haze. I remember asking if it could hurt her, and she said, when in doubt give it. Like the EpiPen training we get annually at my elementary school I had thought, trying to normalize the fact that I was about to drive 90 minutes with my child so drugged up that I was now carrying medicine in case of an overdose.

I laid everything out by my computer and did what I always do when I’m nervous… I organized it into a table. This was likely the most important table of my life. I felt alarmingly unqualified and flat-out terrified.

It didn’t stay nearly this neat as I planned out how to alternate prescription acetaminophen with ibuprofen while separating hydromorphone (every 4 hours) with diazepam (every 6 hours) by at least an hour because both can lower her already low blood pressure. That’s where the Narcan came in. The methocarbamol was for breakthrough muscle spasms but no more than every 12 hours. The Zofran… well because narcotics and nausea…

The first few nights there was something at least every 2 hours. I got into an every 3 hour routine soon after but it definitely was the worst math word problem I have ever solved.

Every simple task was a hurdle. Walking on the crutches when she was so drugged up was flat-out dangerous. Laying on her back with a 3-inch incision on the back of her thigh was virtually impossible. Sitting was not an option as the hip is not allowed to go to a 90-degree angle. The brace created to help with the hip was a poorly designed disaster. But, in fairness, this tumor was rather uncommon.

These last two weeks have left me speechless more times than I care to count.

The day after we got home when I went through the mail, the formal denial of any post-operative stay arrived at my house. Years of experience with this caused me to barely flinch. I three-hole punched and filed it. Today in the mail came this notice, the one they sent after reviewing her POST operative file. If you have any history with hospitals you know this speaks VOLUMES…

Sometimes in the night when she is asleep next to me in the bed, I just stare in awe of all she has endured and continues to endure. I pray for guidance to keep her heart soft and her will strong. I talk to every single angel we have and beg them for signs they are watching.

And then, when I still can’t sleep I remember that her story, this crazy, often flat-out unfair and unreal story will somewhere in her future serve her as she brings her whole life of experiences with her into her own professional life as a physician assistant.

There is increasing time between the terrifying spasms. That’s what I’ve got for today. That and some photos of a really cute Ella who kicked some major butt for 5 days and 4 nights… yeppp she stayed with us!

#beatingcowdens…

Tuck and Roll

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Somewhere in the middle of Tuesday night when they were pulling blood pressures like 68/37 I started to adjust my head that we were not headed home Wednesday. I had hoped, planned and packed for Wednesday, but it was to be another “tuck and roll” kind of experience.

Overnight Tuesday was a different world from Monday. It was not because the pain was gone by any means, but because the pain care team here worked until they got her to a place where she could rest. You can’t heal if you can’t rest.

The problem with all these meds is many tend to lower blood pressure. Her’s runs low anyway. Those two things combined together to create a bunch of nervous PCAs, a whole lot of “redo” action by the nursing staff, and a bunch of pages to ortho and pain management. The good thing is she slept through most of that.

Over the last few days we have pieced together where a lot of the ancillary pain is coming from. Monday’s surgery was over 3 hours and had to be done with her face down. The bruising thought her chest area is extensive, and the numbness on the front of her legs can be attributed to this. Those things are likely to fade away well before the leg.

The leg though…

This surgery, although we knew it might be coming, kind of snuck up on both of us the week after Meghan arrived home from the semester.

This leg, and especially this tumor had been causing her grief since 2019. At the time she asked the orthopedic surgeon, who has been a regular part of her team since 2016, for an MRI of her upper leg. He agreed because anyone who knows Meghan more then 5 minutes understands that she knows her body, and something there was giving her grief.

When the scan was reviewed and the doctor started to brace us for an unusual finding, I remember Meghan saying, something to the effect of ‘Thank God you see it.’ As she showed him with her finger exactly where this beast was buried in her thigh. He was impressed that she was so on point as he verified with the MRI images, but not surprised. She was grateful for the validation that she was feeling a real “thing.”

The next few years we tried everything to get at this beast. First we tried ignoring it. Then we scanned. Then it grew. We asked about removal and were cautioned that it would be akin to “filleting” her thigh through a huge open incision. That was definitely not choice one.

By the summer of 2021 as she was preparing to leave for college, she had reached a place where this precariously placed tumor (in between the femur and the sciatic nerve) could no longer be ignored. We got a hematologist with an interest in vascular malformations to see her virtually the week she was leaving. She headed off to college with a script for lyrica. We tried to go slowly but relief wasn’t coming easily. Still, she did her best to do the things college students do, for better or for worse.

She is the epitome of, ‘Those who say it can’t be done should move over for the people getting it done.’

That year was for studying and for swimming and for trying to titrate a dose of this drug. It would likely not have mattered if it was a magic bullet (it was not) the side effects were just too much and by 2022 it was ditched and there was s new plan and a new interventional radiologist.

In 2022 and in 2023 – he worked to shrink this beast with cryoablation.

It shrunk the tumor a solid amount- by more than half.

But the pain. It has proliferated every aspect of her day to day existence. It is hard to know – until you know. Chronic pain changes you. This beast got in the way of anything that required too much moving, sitting, or just about anything else. It’s hard to be 20. It’s harder when you are trying to relate to people who don’t need pain meds just to exist. It’s like you’re side by side with them speaking two totally different languages. At some point you either learn the other language or move on. Very few people are fluent in pain.

This transition Meghan and I are working on, where I am trying to transition her into primary responsibility for her care, it is a delicate one. This year was difficult for Meghan for so many reasons, but the reason swallowing her up was the pain. I knew the call would come, and it did.

She called and asked me to schedule and MRI – just to see what was happening. She was stating that another cryoablation was not the path she would go, but she reached out to her interventional radiologist to try to troubleshoot the images. From his lens the tumor was markedly smaller, decreased by almost 2/3 from its original 4.5cm. He could not figure out why her pain was so much worse. He called and spoke with the orthopedic surgeon.

We got word that we should head to ortho to review his thoughts on the most recent images. We were expecting advil 800. He led with – Let’s get it out of there.

Tuck. And. Roll.

When it was almost 5cm he dared not touch it. Now at its current size he thought he could get it. One of the smartest men we will ever meet stared at her MRI images and described the constant pain caused by the location of this ugly beast. HE said to her, all the things SHE has been saying. He said that is in a terrible spot, between the femur and the nerve. He spoke of his access to nerve monitoring technology to ensure the motor nerves were not damaged. HE said she won’t feel relief until it’s gone and cryoablation took us as far as it could. I swallowed hard.

I knew at some point she’d need to let him try. Too many things stood to get BETTER if she got THROUGH to the other side. The surgery now on a markedly smaller tumor was going to require a smaller incision and made it seem attainable.

And before I knew it the surgery date of June 3rd was set.

The only way out is through.

So here we are. Night 3 in the hospital. Another additional dose (on top of her heavy regimen) just got administered as the pain started to creep out of control again.

She needs to move before she can go home. She knows. She needs to move because it is just better for you. She know this too. And she will, but she can’t yet.

There is no frame of reference for this surgery. It’s nothing typical. There is nothing to base the experience on. Just Meghan. We have to let her body lead.

Occupational Therapy got us through a wardrobe change and a move to the chair in the room.It was a 20 minute session of activity. The muscle spasms on the back end of that, would have been enough to make me want to stay still forever.

But tomorrow she will move again. Residents and rounds and PT and OT will visit. The pain care team will come too. What I’m almost certain will not come are our discharge papers. And that is ok. As much as I am desperate to leave, I can not take her home too soon. There are times in our lives where we have to tuck and roll. These times are no strangers to us.

On Monday the surgeon dug in, literally to the bone and extracted two inches of muscle along with this tumor beast.The hope is that once this very ugly painful time passes, that maybe the tumor pain, and the chronic sciatica, and all the other ugly after effects of this beast will go too.

But,not today. And not tomorrow. I am trying my hardest to trust the process….

I am working on managing expectations. My goal is to find a sweet spot in this parent recliner…

The last of the dilaudin is in. That is my clue to close my eyes….

#beatingcowdens

Agony

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Last night was the kind of night I never talk about. My girl tells me I let the world off easy because it makes everyone else uncomfortable when we talk about our pain. She insists it’s not my job to lessen our pain so others feel better. For me it’s always the way I go, but the truth is she’s not wrong.

Still it’s hard for me to tell the raw story. I use my writing to sort out all the dark thoughts and bring the light through. And when I can’t do that authentically I usually just stop. I stop writing. I stop talking. I hide.

Last night there was nowhere to go. It was a long dark night with hospital style interruptions every 7 minutes. There was minimal sleep, and unrelenting pain for my girl that was a solid 10/10 for hours.

Last night lasted forever. The gut wrenching cries drowned out the shattering of this mother’s heart when the hard truth that there is literally nothing I can do to help settled in.

The reality that the surgery involved the removal of inches of muscle was evident somewhere between the spasms I could see/ feel from the outside, and the Valium/ oxycodone/ dilaudid rotation that was being tossed at her to at least inch things a hair lower than 10/10.

Not helping at all was/is the feeling of numbness/ diminished feeling all down the front of her leg. She was/is not currently reassured by the theory that it could be nerve swelling. We’d have a better idea if they were able to push NSAIDs. But they can’t. Because that pain in the butt (literally and figuratively) tumor bled…

Having sat by her side through countless surgeries – this one officially wins the “Suckiest Surgery” award.

At some point they will brace her, put her on crutches, and get her moving. We are well aware that “the only way out is through.”

This surgery, where the patient is an adult who has a ton of knowledge of human anatomy and is prepping to be a healthcare professional- this surgery is the hardest. This surgery where mom is a guide on the side, and I can make actually nothing better… this surgery is the hardest.

This time I’m too tired to create a happy ending. This time I’m a 50 year old mom with about 90 minutes sleep in the last 30 hours.

Maybe this was the perfect time for me to tell the story I never share. Our story is one of overcoming, but if I don’t describe the obstacles/ land mines we overcome on the regular, maybe I’m not really doing our story justice.

Our story is one that does not quit, and does not give up. But our trauma from a life of this… it’s so ingrained in who we are that it’s impossible to tease the two apart.

Where does that leave you, well meaning family/ friends/ strangers? Well, it probably leaves you uncomfortable. And maybe for today that’s ok.

What can you do with that? You decide. Never underestimate the value of sitting alongside those who suffer even when you can’t fix it. Maybe especially then.

Either way- you choose. We’re busy using every ounce of strength we have…

#beatingcowdens

Recovery Room- The Waiting Place

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The recovery room is the land of mixed emotions. So grateful to see her on the other side of another surgery, yet so terrifying to see her pulse ox dip as they race to get her on oxygen.

Gutting to watch her screaming in pain until finally a cocktail of pain meds knock her out completely.

She should rest. After squeezing in her GRE from 9:30-11:30 she fired off 6 applications to Physician Assistant programs before catching less than 2 hours sleep.

That sense of urgency is our 24/7.

We left home at 4:30- arrived by 5:30 and was in surgery by 7:30.

Three and a half hours later, we got a decent- yet not perfect report and I sit by her bedside… waiting.

Waiting to see if she’ll breathe without oxygen the way she needs to.

Waiting to see how they’ll manage her pain.

Waiting to map out the road to recovery.

Waiting.

He got the tumor. But with it went some healthy muscle too. He got the tumor, but the SOB had a vascular component too.

He got the tumor… but…

There’s always a but.

For now we sit. And wait. And HOPE for all the best answers to chronically complicated questions.

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Have you had any surgeries?

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It’s an actual question people ask. And I guess it is a fair question for most people. But, we aren’t most people. We are 1 in 200,000 tumor growing Cowden’s Syndrome people.

The question makes everyone in the room uncomfortable because when they start to realize the over 20 surgeries for my girl alone will NEVER fit on the three lines they allow, they ask me to prioritize. But, I have. And the are all important. I even print them out so they don’t have to rewrite them.

It’s like the medication question. Yep. There are a bunch. Yep. They all have value. Yep. They all have side effects. Good for you that you have never even taken a Tylenol. God Bless you and your healthy pain free body. But be careful not to imply that it is even a choice not to control the unrelenting pain somehow. I mean, you want us to behave like decent humans right? Because you can’t have us pleasant and medication free, If you want to be sure maybe we can place a giant tumor on your sciatic nerve. Or let you contend with the after effects of a high flow AVM in your knee, and the shifted patella, or in my case a boatload of hemangiomas on your spleen, and bodies that are just off sides 24/7/365.

I wonder how people would react if I started asking the same question of them…. “What do you mean you haven’t had ANY surgeries?” People find our lives odd. They like to throw well intentioned platitudes. “Is she better now?” “Is it fixed?” “She’s so strong.”

Yep. We’re strong. The weight is heavy. Oppressive at times. The trauma is real and ever present. And to the well intentioned “You should see a therapist…” yep, we’ve got it thanks.

But, no. It’s not “fixed.” It’ll never be fixed because the broken PTEN gene proliferates every cell of our bodies. It has taken a toll on our bodies, and will continue to do so. Active surveillance for cancers and tumors that are flat out likely to grow and show up is just our reality.

It has taken a toll on our spirits. Differently, yet a significant toll on both of us. We are a lot. Chronic issues make even the most well intentioned people uncomfortable. Pain changes you. Trauma changes you.

This life can be so lonely. It is hard to relate to experiences and people when your reality makes most uncomfortable. The isolation becomes easier to manage than the abandonment.

We are a lot.

We are often defensive. Being left behind so often will do that. Being judged too early and too often will do that too.

I think today as I wait for a surgical update I am just tired.

We arrived at 5:30 at 7:30 they rolled her away from me.

Our hopes and dreams right now rest on the resection of her thigh muscle to remove a tumor situated somewhere between her femur and her sciatic nerve.

As I sit here with Ella her service dog, praying and waiting, I can’t help but choose hope.

This girl, well woman, is a force to be reckoned with. The number of appointments she has crammed into the last 3 week is ridiculous. She’s taking an EMT class 12 hours a week with her dearest friend, and took the GRE for the second time at 9:30 PM LAST NIGHT, then submitted 6 applications to physician assistant programs for next fall before closing her eyes for about 2 hours.

She is so determined to overcome all the chaos that has been her life and do BETTER for other that she inspires me.

Join me in HOPE and prayer for the successful removal of this tumor with complete and total nerve function in tact.

Because, What if it all works out?

#beaitngcowdens

A few photos from our pre-op selfie tradition this AM…